Not being thrilled with any of the so-called Presidential candidates, I've decided that there's really only one team who can turn this country around. I present to you our next Presidential party....
Our President, Jack Bauer. No one will mess with him. He will bring respect back to the office, and no one in the media will dare make fun of him. Terrorist won't dare mess with him. He's smart, good looking, and a born leader. 
Our Vice President, John Locke. John is so very smart and intuitive, and he's a man of strong integrity. He can figure anything out, he knows how to negotiate with evil doers, and he's got a charm that makes him a natural leader.
Our Secretary of Defense, Sayid. Mess with him, and he'll kill you. 'Nuf said.
Of course we need a Secretary of State, Jack Shepherd. He's fair, honest, smart, and hard working. He tries to see the big picture and play nice with others. He's cute, funny, and can perform emergency surgery if need be. He's the man who could finally bring peace to the Middle East.
And finally, we need a Press Secretary, someone who has a way with words. 
Now tell me, wouldn't you vote for this dream team?????
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